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those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
no
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
Some people deserve to lose
(Source: dovga.com)
(Source: paulwelsey)
anus:
i feel bad for my computer, he has to just stare back at me like
i literally just wanna go to concerts, make out, cuddle, and sleep a lot
(Source: ohceanic)
